location matters…..

now zhara is a preety LIL GIRL….BUT..my Angie..can we hire someone to do her hair????

in hollywood they say zhara is adorable..(hair n all) but go to the nearest blk community..n they mAy say she’s pretty, but the hair is a little…U KNOW..THE “N” WORD….N***Y

 

shameful QUESTIONS

dear press,

sabletempest is extremely sorry for neglecting you. see it has been finals time and Georgetown has stepped their game up to the 4th power.however, SABLETEMPEST is now SENIOR AT GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY! YAY!

HOWEVER SHE DOES HAVE SOME QUESTIONS????

 

CANNON HAS MARRIED MIMI…THEN HAD THE MODEL CHICK BEFORE..DOES THIS MEAN..CANNON BEATS CRAZY IN THE BED?

HAS ANYONE EVER..HEARD AMY WINEHOUSE SPEAK?

HOW LONG WILL DIDDY STAY WITH KIM?

 

WHAT WILL K. DASHISHAN LOOK LIKE AFTER THIS SURGERY?

 

WHEN IS KEYSHIA COLE’S NEW VIDEO “PAIN” GOIN TO BE AIRED?

LAST BUT NOT LEAST…MOTHER’S DAY IS APPROACHING….

 

WHAT IS BRAD GETTING ANGELA??? (CNT BE MORE BABIES…SHE’S KNOCKED UP…MAYBE A NEW ADOPTION. 

 

 

WHAT DAY IS IT

I AM A COLLEGE STUDENT, WHICH MEANS MY LIFE hAS BEEN IN SHAMBLES SINCE MY LAST CLASS. 20 PAGE PAPER, ACTING PRESENTATION, ACTING PERFORMANCE REPORT, POETICS FINAL, ENGLISH FINAL, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST THAT GOOOD OL STATS FINAL…SO ME BEING ME…I DID ALL THE PAPERS FIRST…BASICALLY WAT I AM SAYING IS THAT I HAVENT GONE TO BED BEFORE 5AM SINCE I DONT NO WHEN…N IM PROUD TO SAY…IM GOING TO BED TONIGHT BEFORE 2…

 

GOOD NIGHT AMERICA..

 

SIGNED,

 

SHAMELESS IN SHAMBLES

 

GEORGETOWN JUNIOR

soon to be senior in less than 7 days!

BRITISH LITERATURE =bad chick!

MY FIRST INSTINCTS TOLD ME THIS BOOK (THE COQUETTE) WILL KILL ME WORD BY WORD. HOWEVER THE NARRATIVE ABOUT ELIZA WHARTON ACTUALLY HELD MY INTEREST. THIS BAD CHICK WENT AGAINST ALL THE RULES OF HER SOCIETY. DIDNT WANT TO WED, FLIRTED WIT GUYS, WAS SHAMELESSLY CONCEITED,  AND EVEN HAD A LOVE AFFAIR… WHO SAID BRIT LIT WOULD BE SOO MODERN DAY SOAP OPERA-ISH

jumpoff talk WIT MY GIRL (FRIEND)

You know when I look at hiim…i Really dont like his apperance..when we converse on the phone..my cell is like 7 inches away from my ear..u know the eyes be rolling girl, heavy breaths and all. I never gave him directions to my place..just the address told him to “Mapquest the shit.”

so im out on the stroll..picking up a couple of things..  you know this weeks hottest outfit, it is wednesday..weekend starts thursday..AND GUESS WHAT? i see the jump off. I ran into this lame ass store. You know the one with only black and white in the  window and the fashion dolls are crying out for help. AND  SO HE ENTERS THE STORE AND OF COURSE FINDS ME.

HIS QUESTION: i LET YOU BEAT..NOW YOU DONT PICK UP THE PHONE? IS EVERTHING GD? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?

gURLfriend REPLY: LISTEN HONEY, YOU WAS JUST SOME IN THE MOMENT TYPE SHIT. CAN I LIVE?

I PUT ON MY BIG SUNGLASSES AND WALK PAST HIM AS IF HE IS A STRANGER TRYING TO HOLLA. YOU KNOW I WANTED TO GET ON MY NAOMI CAMPELL TYPE SHIT.

 

SHIT LIKE THIS ONLY HAPPENS TO MY FRIENDS…Y

CUZ “WE THE BEST” ( IN KHALID’S VOICE)

to my girl(friend): everything will be aite..find a different shopping spot. if he comes there..restrain his ass! lmfao

every women over 35 dream

to look like ms. DASH

HBCU EXPERIENCE

SO THIS WEEKEND I STAYED WITH MY BFF AT HER SCHOOL, WHICH IS A HBCU. MYSELF GOING TO GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY…LET’S JUST SAY I DON’T SEE TOO MANY OF MY PEOPLE..

FURTHERMORE, MY EXPERIENCE WAS INTERESTING  AND UNIQUE. I WITNESSED THE BATTLE OF THE SORORS, THE BATTLE OF MY DRESS LOOKS BETTER THAN YOURS, AND MOST OF ALL..”YA BOYFRIEND WAS AT MY ROOM LAST NITE”

SEEMS LIKE DRAMA…BUT THE MORAL OF MY STORY IS…MY WEEKEND WAS EVENTFUL, YET FUN!

 

OH YEA..I MET SOME COOL NEW PEOPLE & a CLASSY AND FLASHY GUY WHO IS THE CEO OF “RUGBY”( THAT STORY WILL FOLLOW AT A LATER DATE)

BACK TO THE TOWN OF THE GEORGETOWN.

no handle off the court

um SEXY WAS PULLED OVER AND ARRESTED TODAY FOR driving while under the influence…IN COLORADO!

I LOVE MELLO! AND I HAVE NOTHING BAD TO SAY  BOUT HIM…EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES..BUT PLEASE DNT TURN INTO TO RODMAN! OH YEA! YOU CAN’T DO WHAT YOU DO IN B-MORE IN THE  FOOF LANDS OF COLORADO BABES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

IS THIS GANGSTA LOVING?

THIS IS WHAT MS.KEYS HAD TO SAY ABOUT GANGSTA RAP:

 “Gangsta rap’ was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other”

i GUESS WE WONT SEE ANY GANGSTA RAPPERS FEATURED  ON ANY OF MS. KEYS’ ALBUMS!

dear winter

ima december baby. so that means i like the cold winters and the warm fire places, right? It means I like the snow and the ground covered IN white… I mean..it’s all good…but I like to come out wit my sunglasses, hair flowing, cute sundress,….you know dressED to impressed…latest sandals..OH WE CAN’T FORGET THE LATEST BAG…

 

i guess what i am saying is:  WINTER WE HAD A GOOD TIME, BUT IT”S TIME FOR BABY GIRL AKA BOSS LADY TO THROW THE SCARF AND GLOVES TO THE BACK OF THE CLOSET..AND GET MY SWEET COLOR UMBRELLA TO BLOCK THE SUN.

 

HELLO SPRING