flashback freshmen year 06
this song soooo reminds me of my count downs i secretly had up in my freshmen dorm (HARBIN)….sooo anxious to get home to ”that teenage love”…. HE HAD ME DOING CRAZY STUFF: ME, SET TO LEAVE CAMPUS ON A THURSDAY….BUT for some reason [him] MY CLOTHES WERE FULLY PACKED ON SUNDAY….FLIGHT DIDNT LEAVE TIL 3PM…BUT FOR SOME REASON[him] I WAS SITITNG N THE AIRPORT( FULLY CHECKED IN…LUGGAGE & ALL) AT 10AM….. SHOUT OUTS TO MY TEENAGE LOVE AFFAIR. see ya around
RING THE ALARM
KIM KIM KIM KIM KIM!
MS. PORTER WILL NOT AND REFUSE TO LET HARLEM DIDDY BOP GO!
SHE WANTS HER OLD THANG BACK! (THO SHE LEFT HIM) I DONT KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS SITUATION. MS. PORTER KNOWS DIDDY IS A SWINGER, BUT SOMEHOW HE ALWAYS COMES HOME TO “HBIC pORTER.” I DONT KNOW PEOPLE. IM THINKING DIDDY JUST NEEDS SOME MORE TIME TO SWING AND THEN WILL GO BACK ON HOME TO KIM AND SETTLE IN. (AT LEAST I HOPE SOO)
PS. I LOVE THEIR CHUNKY TWINS!
F-ING BABY TO YOU
NeW mag cover, new face taT, and HE GOT HIS OLD THANG BACK! YES, MR. CARTER is goin to rE- marry baby momma number ONE and ex-wife. GO HEAD TOYA. PS. IM GUESSING NIVEA WILL BE RE-RELEASING “DON’T MESS WIT MY MAN” AND Trina….
WEEZY f-ing BABY LEAVES ME SPEECHLESS! ALL I CAN SAY IS “IMA DOG , IMA HOYA HOMIE!” Yours truly, HOYA CHICK, LAWYER CHICK ‘09 side note to myself: pass my manicurist, Kim, card to WEEZY.
YOU WANT THAT OLD THANG BACK?
AND THE CONVO GOES…..
Pick up the phone
*Hello?
*Wats gd?
*Studying…dnt u hav work in the mrning its 2am
*yea I do..
*so wat u want..
*I miss u
*o that’s nice…I tell u wat…ill listen 2 my favorite song while u masturbate
Moral of story – “HE WAnts that old thang bak!”


