jumpoff talk WIT MY GIRL (FRIEND)

You know when I look at hiim…i Really dont like his apperance..when we converse on the phone..my cell is like 7 inches away from my ear..u know the eyes be rolling girl, heavy breaths and all. I never gave him directions to my place..just the address told him to “Mapquest the shit.”

so im out on the stroll..picking up a couple of things..  you know this weeks hottest outfit, it is wednesday..weekend starts thursday..AND GUESS WHAT? i see the jump off. I ran into this lame ass store. You know the one with only black and white in the  window and the fashion dolls are crying out for help. AND  SO HE ENTERS THE STORE AND OF COURSE FINDS ME.

HIS QUESTION: i LET YOU BEAT..NOW YOU DONT PICK UP THE PHONE? IS EVERTHING GD? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?

gURLfriend REPLY: LISTEN HONEY, YOU WAS JUST SOME IN THE MOMENT TYPE SHIT. CAN I LIVE?

I PUT ON MY BIG SUNGLASSES AND WALK PAST HIM AS IF HE IS A STRANGER TRYING TO HOLLA. YOU KNOW I WANTED TO GET ON MY NAOMI CAMPELL TYPE SHIT.

 

SHIT LIKE THIS ONLY HAPPENS TO MY FRIENDS…Y

CUZ “WE THE BEST” ( IN KHALID’S VOICE)

to my girl(friend): everything will be aite..find a different shopping spot. if he comes there..restrain his ass! lmfao